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*awesome clap sound* top of the mornin' to ya laddies! my name is jacksepticeye, and welcome back to subnautica! people have been demanding it ever since i left off the series before.. and i did wanna come back to it, a lot of times. because i love this game and i didn't even wanna leave it in the first place. but i kinda went through everything that the game had to offer at the time, and then coming back at every update didn't really feel.. like i should, because- tha- not enough had updated each time. and

it was like, little nuances here and there, little tiny things would be added, little visual things would be changed, but it was still, at the core, the very same game. and it probably still is..mainly, but i feel like there's been enough time now that enough updates have come out, that- it- there might be a few new things. um, over here it says "dangerous creatures update" [jack reading on-screen text] dude! this is all new! this is all new to me. so, i actually haven't played it since i left off the series, not even my- in my own spare time.

so, anything that i'm about to see.. anything that's new where you'll-i'll see it for the first time and you'll see it me seeing it for the first time in the video so let's get in and play! start a new game. i don't even have my old game, anymore, because the game has updated so much.. that the old game has been canceled out. um i feel like i should go with survival. building anything with no constraints was kind of boring after a while last time. because..

it just- there was no challenge to anything. so i wanna do.. survival again. i've heard there's new story stuff as well! so i'm- i'm interested in seeing that. and i don't even know if all the stuff is in the same places anymore so i might have to re-find and re-learn how to do everything. so bear with me! we're starting over from scratch. [reading on-screen text] "press any button to continue" [in-game] "attention, pump failure immanent. all personnel abandon ship." oh!

[in-game] "launch in 3..2..1" *launch noises* woah! woah! i'm actually like leaving the aurora! that's awesome! i'm in little henry! yay! oh, this is cool! i like this. new story stuff. there's actually like cut scenes now.

holy shit. now i know what happened to ya henry, you got fucked over! oh god, i got smacked in the face. that's what happens when you get shot out of a bigger ship. it's like- it's like birth. you're just shootin' from your mama. everything's on fire! henry! self..

oh god, i can't even get out. *giggle* self..uh..extinguish! protocol extinguish, go! um, do i have to actually extinguish shit? oh my god, i actually do. how do i- oh, nice! henry! i'ma put out this fire little buddy. don't you even worry. this is for main fires though, it's not for electrical.

i hope that's ok. [reading on-screen text] "booting in emergency mode"-awesome! [in-game] "survivor, great job not dying. to assist you in further survival in emergency situations.. you have been issued this personal data assistant. the interface visible now will organize your inventory, display currently available construction blueprints, and holds other valuable information. please take a moment to familiarize yourself with it."

[jack] it- ok, thanks cindy! woah. god, we have a lot of stuff in here. holy crap. hatching enzymes? base-attached air pump, floating air pump. what the hell is all this stuff!? these are all new! solar panels. you're not new.

ummm.. waterproof locker.. and its been so long, that i almost can't remember some of the things that were in the game a scanner ooooooh there's- oh god it literally is starting all the way over from the start again situational assesment

time t plus 3 hours since planetfall lifepod hull: secure communications: offline ok got it what do i do medical kit fabricator use fabricator-i don't think i can make anything right now cause i don't have any um...

things use repair tool-ok ima head out i wanna see what the world looks like ah there's the aurora whoa the water got improved holy crap, it actually looks like water now! that's awesome what the fuck!

there's a whole other planet up there,or a moon or something, that's a bit fuckin' close maybe that's why the water's all crazy around here-oh god i feel so alone right now 'wonder if the island is still over in the distance hello? okay, into the water we go aahhh, feels just like being back at home baby how goes its? n' there's the fart-a-tron over there who showed up in my first series

and then just disappeared after like two episodes and never came up again kay oooohhhhh -god its laggy stop doin' that creature "oohhhhhh"'s i can hear you reefback where are you-there he is! hi! ah!

god, i feel like a kid again cause i've been away from the game for so long, i- god i love this game. it's so good- right, how am i getting materials and everythin'? acid mushrooms! get all the acid mushrooms and- a lot of shit has probably changed by now. like i said, i have to re-learn everything. garryy! meow. uuuum,

like, i have to sta-, i don't- is that you makin' that noise?!? i hope so because that's fuckin' freaky. um, i forget like the names of all the fish. and everything. *laughs* i forget my, um, my recipes and my ingredients and different things for making equipment. all i know is that you fart toxic gas at me.

and i don't like that. oh god oh god oh god no... no i don't want a you. not yet. um, i need some weapons first. ooh, quartz! i do need me da quartz. nice! um, kay. let's head back into the- break limestone- yes! and you should have titanium in you or lead. that's fine. lead's good too... ahh, shut up cindy! god, i didn't miss you.

fucking hell. *mocks cindy* you are getting hungry. ten seconds oxygen. whatever. i'll climb up on henry here. henry, i missed ya. aw, it feels good to be back, man. that is fuckin' awesome. see, it was the same when i played no man's sky. i love seeing the other planets in the distance and just staring up at them and feeling all small and tiny. there's birds? what?

holy shit? this.. um.. time of day is super fast. okay let's get in and see what we can actually make or what we need to make things. ooh! i can make cooked food. aah.. personal equipment. what do i need first.. handheld spectroscope scanner for recording atomic level information on targeted entities.. a repair tool. i might need a repair tool to repair this duder.. survival knife, flair

oh god... and a habitat builder and i need all like... god, yeah i forget what the first things i got the last time. okay! let's just make some food first and cook little garry fish ooh that's gonna be tasty! drive called you to damage sustained cool. ah... that's awesome! thank you! and blueprints! god..it's a lot of

shit. ohhh what do i make first. ooh a first aid kit! circuitry test failed can i get you up and running again if i actually fix you. i have no idea but i am ooon a trip whoa ho! you look like mars! see there's kind of a shadowy outline over there is that a island or is it just clouds? uh i think it's just

clouds. or is it? wrooong! *chuckles* i don't know let's head out! whee! sploosh! dow- ooh yes i need um, i need fragments to be able to get my stuff. *weird creature noise* oo ooh new sounds hey you're not a fragment. that's not a fragment that's a guy! i can't use any a you. okay. i'm explore! did i- did i drown? i drowned hahahaha. i forgot that i

had fucking no air anymore. right. so. you died and lost some stuff. yeah my sanity. i need blueprints. ah what do i need to make an air tank? glass and two times titanium and to make glass i should be able to use quartz right? what can i make? air bladder. chemical reaction produces lighter than air gas for personal buoyancy. i don't fockin' need that. go away from me

fabricator. you don't know what do. make some titanium out of my metal. that's not the metal i had! i had a big wing of a plane! i didn't have a little tiny ball. um, can i make glaaass where's the glass. that's a battery. i probably do need a battery. um glass is back out here somewhere glaass! quartz. *jack makes a click sound* i had more quartz but i

drowned trying to get it. whoa! it's nighttime. whoa! oh i love this. 'cause, this is what i wanted, it's like rediscovering the game all over again! i thought i saw a flash in the water. um, seeing- seeing everything again for the first time like, well the aurora and henry and all that's the same but this giant fucking planet over here, moon thing, ah.

the sun is setting. cool. ya think i give a fuck about no sun. i ain't about no suns, son. nnn ooohh i don't like a nighttime this is scaaary ohoh everything's so dark down here cindy: emergency- jack: i fucking know cindy would you leave me alone! christ. mooon! what the hell are you? you must be another planet. aahh fucking awesome. it's like playin' with skyrim mods all

over again. we have the giant moon- it's like the majora's mask moon now. coming out to crush the planet. please don't. i would like to stay alive i also need to eat again. because for some reason, i'm a little biiitch. why can't i cook you. i have bladder fish why can't cook you. i don't have

bladder fish. i had bladder fish but i died. damn it. oh the floating air pump is the start of the pipe chain. ahh! so when i used to put the pipes down into the water and then i go *ff* (sucking sound) and suck all the air out of them. ah. imma just make an air tank instead. what does that give me. 75. nice. now i can go on

bigger expeditions through the deep blimey sea! i keep thinking i see like flashes of icon somewhere like the henry one? that's like blinking? maybe not- i need to get more fish. i need to stay alive. god. survival is hard enough on its own. let alone having to do it underwater. oh shut up you fucking weirdos. this is cool. aw- the water looks so much

better. it actually has like tessellated water now which is really nice and it's all wavy and flowy lookin'. i love it! 'm also pickin' up these creature eggs. can i eat those? th- is that a thing that i can eat with my mouth? hope so. i need more air first. *loud breathing sounds from jack* down we go again! i can't grab you you're too big so i need to get the boomerangs! i remember your name.

c'mere. c'mere! yeah. thank you cindy. appreciate you. um, can i pick up one o' you? come here. come he- i can't- i forget what you're called. c'mere - i need to know your name! that's all i need to know. a peeper! yeah cause i used to say jeepers creepers where'd you get those peepers. i know where i got them. in the middle o' the ocean! *chuckles* oh bladderfish, bladderfish, yes. need all the fish

i can get. *creature sounds* garyfish! you guys shut up where are you? all the way down there. noisy bastards. if you don't mind i'm gonna go cook your brothers and sisters. *singing* eatin' all the fish. eatin' all the fish. feels so good cause i'm not gonna die of hunger. debdebedo *end singing* fff. what do the eggs do? i picked up a creature egg and i

don't know what do. i would like to know what do. oh you think it for cooking but then it do? left mouse button to equip. *click sounds* the left mouse button a don't do a shiiet. this- i remember this is what all the first episodes, of the series were about as well, just makin' titanium. *chuckles* making-making items, gettin'-gettin' all the stuff that you could. uhh, i should make some more glaaass or should

i? crap. i can't remember if quartz actually just make something on its own. i-i forget all my fucking things from this game. it's fine though, we're making great things. might need to- oh wait no. i don't need to make a locker. god damnit henry. henry! you've been holding out on me! you got all this fuckin', flares and s- nutrient blocks.

nutrient blocks! it's like a salt lick. cindy: caution. continued degradation of the aurora's dry core may cause a quantum detonation. calculating risk assessment. death by malnourishment: seven percent. by physical injury: eleven percent. by exposure to radioactive crash site materials: nineteen percent. if the drive core is breached, probability of death

increases to 65 percent. jack: yeah. that sounds about right. so- oh yeah, you've power cells and everything in you! and you have a communications! i don't know what the communications does. i imagined- this game, by the way, is not like a full release yet, i don't think, i think, oh early development build. it's still like a, th- this version that i'm playing right now

is like the, the beta tests so it's not the actual, like, proper release of it or anything, it's, it's one that you get in you can get like the updates that the developers put in every time but sometimes it's a bit buggy, so, y- you don't know if it's actually gonna work or not. see these look like, big, structures in

the distance but they're just clouds, it's confusin' man. i need to build a-a repair tool. um, then i can get my communications up because if you get communications up, i imagine in the full game, you can call back to home and be like, 'hey! remember that ship that crashed, yeah i'm still alive! i'm mark... wattney! from the martian! out here, just sitting out in the fucking distance, up in mars.

uh put together some shit. where-where's the repair tool, what am i doing magnesium, crashfish powder? who and the what is a crashfish powder when you want it? kay i have a data bank and everything i'm gonna look at those now in a minute but, for now, i gats to continue exploooring! i wonder if there's any new creatures around.

reefbacks are over there. cindy: caution [text on screen] jack: yeah i'm kinda scared to go anywhere. especially since you said the dangerous creatures update was just launched, and came into effect. i don't know what the dangerous creatures are! i really want to see them though. think it would be rad af as the kidders would say. god it's deep down.

it's almost like it's a ocean. can i have some magnesium? i'd really like some because i badly need it, i forget where i get that. that's what you're gonna hear me say that a lot you've already hear me say that a lot. i forget how we do this. i forget where i get that. i forget...copper. i forget subnautica, okay, cut me some slacks, put them on my legs and make me look

like a 70 year old man. oooh i make magnesium. three salt deposits and i can make magnesium. ooh that's good to know! yeah. you know what? i think oxygen is the biggest killer of humans. you ever think about like, oh i need so much oxygen to survive down here in the water. it's the lack of oxygen is killing

me. if i didn't need oxygen at all, i'd be fine. think about it. it's deep. man i miss these episodes. i miss the episodes where i just sat down and talked shit. *chuckles* and it was just you, me and all my- i don't need acid mushrooms right now. you, me and all my silly... all my silly thoughts, just coming out because i-i would

be going around for ages just farming things, and then i start talking about nothin', and everything, and always. it's good. th-this is why th- this series was one of my favorites that i ever did in the channel so i wanna, wanna recapture the magic. if those guys would shut up! hey, farty-arses! crashfish powder. where do i get crashfish powder? do you have

any sort of fucking help for me? equipment, nooo. survival checklist, standard, readme, emergency lifepad, the aurora- i know those things. i need information on the life-forms! crashfish powder, please! left shift to take a screenshot. okay. i pressed the button but nothin' happened. i'm goin' out i'm gonna find me a fuckin' crashfish powder. i think crashfish powder comes from

those dudes that spew little balls at me. oh, it's scary down here. oh god, my whole butthole just clenched up as soon as i got in here. i want outta here. that, no that's- i'm not goin' in there, that's that's not happenin'. jack don't play that shit. *chuckle* do you know the dudes who open like a flower

and they spit out the dudes who went blalalalala and they chase you and exploded. i think that's where i get crashfish powder. i think that's what those guys are. so i just need to look arooound for them. friends? i think they're in like the little caved areas, they're not just sittin' out in the open. anybody? *jack imitates creature bubbling sound* i hear ya. up above

me head makin' noises like that. will ya stop? go back and make more eggs with your mate that was back there. don't bother with me. i'm not even useful to you, i'm tryin' to survive on my own. we're all in the same boat! we're all in the same ocean. that's broken. there we go. uuhh crashfish?

what the hell are you? you're just the three buttholed doodad! that's what i'm gonna call 'em *chuckles* the three b! cindy, i swear to god. if you were a real entity- oooh there's air bubbles. dude imma sonic this shit. whoop whoop! gimme the air bubble! gimme the air bubble! yes? oooaaaahhh. purple brain coral! thank you for the air, purple brain coral! it is

keeping me alive. 10 seconds oxygen remaining. cindy! how about you do a recount, there? wait was that? what was that? full oxygen. oh. shocker. thank you purple brain. it is far darker than jack would like in here. far, far darker. *lowering voice* i don't like this. imma just get me some air. ooowhh. i wanna get out, i wanna get out, i

don't like this, i'm gettin' out, 'cause the further i go in, the harder it is to find my way back out 'cause i don't have a freaking flashlight. do i have some eyeballs that can see in the dark? no. i'm not a cat. or a catfish. cindy: the quantum detonation will occur with a probability of 85.5 percent. advise observing at one kilometer safety range.

jack: am i- am i, is henry a kilometer away? he fucking better be. he's got nothing else to do with his time. cindy i swear to god it's- all you do is give me warnings and cautions i mean i know you're lookin' out for me. how about you tell me when stuff is actually happening, rather than being like, 'oh this thing might

happen in a few minutes, maybe consider getting a kilometer away- i mean only if you fucking want to it's fine.' oh you. you, what was your name again? i forget. i don't wanna get too close though. *whispering* what is your name? c'mere. c'mere. *stops whispering* okay i'm not gettin' that close. i don't care. i don't care- i'll figure out your name eventually, again, i'm just gonna call

sharkface for now. is there no sea glide anymore? the sea glider. or do i actually have to find... i think, oh i can actually get a radiation suit, i might need that very soon because the place is exploding. um, i might need to get some fragments for my sea glide. ooh maybe i should make a scanner maybe that's why i can't see any things- see everything is

different. before, i just had the blueprints for a lot of this stuff and it didn't need, scanners to actually get the fr-, the fa- fragments or m- well maybe i still don't need that but, it's-it's all a new learning experience. it's fun though! i like it. 'cause i that's what again what i- what i wanted, i wanted it to feel like a new game, that i had to relearn instead

of just gettin' in and knowin' exactly what to do but everything just looks slightly different. *creature making sound* yea-yea- yeah i know right. or that some stuff was like, slightly different, um, like there was new little enemies, new little fish here and there and new little items but it- overall it didn't impact how the game was played but this definitely does so i

like that. imma make a battery, which is what i needed the acid fish for, and then down here i can make a- ooh i can make a flashlight. i can make a scanner 'cause i wanna know what it is i wanna know what it does and what i need it for. handheld spectroscope scanner can be used to synthesize blueprints from salvaged technology and to record alien biological data.

ooo whooo! hello! very dead space. how do i- how do i- how do i use you? beeeh. *robot voice jack* scanning. scan- oh, scanning. *normal* i have to go back into the water, ohhh, it's nighttime. *chuckles* okay. let's scan some stuff. can i- can i scan you- sir? whooaaa! it's a rabbit ray! am i scanning you? the sun is setting. that's great.

how do i- how do i keep scanning you? how do i do something with you? oh it says seventy percent on the thing. that's cool. c'mere- stop movin' around! there we go! scanned you bro! now you can go away. yeah. i wanna scan you. what are you? a flibbidy bomb? a gasopod.

of course you are. all you do is fart and run. oh god, you fart a lot *chuckles* scan him. so the bigger the thing th- the bigger the thing the harder it is to scan. got it. good to know. can learn from that. wh- what do i do to scan a reaper leviathan? show up and be like, 'hey! can you stop? oh look at that man. that's phenomenal-

lookin'. yeah. where do i hide the- no, that's how i record. i-i can't remember how i hide the ui. can i scan henry? hello? henry? no? okay. cindy: emergency. seismic readings suggest a quantum detonation- jack: oh oh. cindy: -has occured in the aurora's drive core. the central dark matter reactor will reach a super critical state jack: oh oh! cindy: in t-minus. *counts down* jack: oh god, get up!

get up! get up! cindy: 7, 6, 5, 4 *gets distorted* jack: oh oh. oh oh. oh oh! it's gonna explode! ah jesus! whoaw! oh man that never gets boring, i love that explosion. we're gonna get shockwave? oh i saw! did you see that? i saw one of the leviathan's tails come up out of the

water. okay, can i go to this planet? this has land. well i mean so does this but it's all the way over there. okay, cool! well, i'm gonna leave this first episode of signa- subnautica- well not first episode but this episode of subnautica here. so good to be back! i can't wait to do, loads more episodes

on this 'cause i missed farming around and i miss building my base and i miss seeing all the creatures again- i hope that we get to see new creatures, because good god, some of the best scares that i've ever gotten in any games are from this game. like the first- the first time i-i found the reaper leviathan, i was like, 'what is that over there?' and i saw his tail and then he just

turned around and fucking attack me right in my face. so good- then there's another one where i was looking at the reaper in the distance and another one attacked me from the side and it scared the shit out of me. so good. i love this game! one of the best games ever and-and i don't say that lightly, it is one of my favorite games, i just love the sayting- the setting and the technology and

everything ohh. anyway! thank you guys, so much for watching this episode, if you liked it, punch that like button in the face! like a boss! and, high fives all around! *whapush* *whapush* but thank you guys and i will see all you dudes in the next videoooo! *videos playing* *link of outro song name in desc* wait around for the end. :d have a nice day! is it safe to come out? is the explosion all done?

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